tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10178723490879135642024-02-19T17:31:07.334-08:00Do Absolutely Nothing, for 30 Straight Days.Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-43510354526181459482013-03-05T07:39:00.003-08:002013-03-05T08:03:44.212-08:00Final Verdict: Success or Failure?<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Well, I didn't succeed in even writing half the months' posts. I suppose that's a triumph of doing nothing... or something....<br />
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As it turns out, that doing nothing for 30 days was a ridiculous amount of time to be doing nothing for, especially when one has responsibilities, family, a husband, and growing bed sores to pay attention to. After a measly week I actually started <b>doing things</b> (things other than writing this blog, apparently). And once I got the ball rolling, it was hard to stop.<br />
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I cleaned the house. I took things to the thrift. I found drapery cord to replace the drapes that had been broken for likely over 6 months. Took the car for repairs, cooked a giant chili, started a script, drew a picture of a football player pole dancing, and actually washed the dishes. I was in over my head.<br />
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After all that shame I couldn't bear to look at this blog.<br />
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But, that's all going to change, because I'm here to announce that I'm launching my, "<b>30 days of doing all the things while eating vegetables everyday challenge</b>"!<br />
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No. Haha. Just... <b>no</b>.<br />
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I'd like to thank any of you who stuck around, read this out of boredom one night, or accidentally clicked this on Facebook when their hand slipped in an attempt to enlarge a picture of a funny cat. This whole thing started out partly because due to life circumstances doing nothing was about the only thing I could succeed at, and partly because I wanted to poke fun at people who spend all their free time on the internet (me). I got a little derailed along the way, but it was still a good experience. I know it sounds disingenuous as I've spend the last 15 days abandoning post, but I'm really grateful that you bothered to read this at all.<br />
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As a no-good do-nothing sloth, I have spent many hours watching movies on
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Turtle: the Incredible Journey is a film that contains all the thrill of Jaws, all the fantastic imagery of
Life of Pi, the educational value of wiring a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnIk-6wR00" target="_blank">David Attenborough</a> box set
directly into your cerebral cortex, the tense action of The Perfect
Storm, and a subtle but pleasantly noticeable form of high-brow comedy. If you have Netflix, I highly suggest you <a href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Turtle_The_Incredible_Journey/70123287" target="_blank">watch it</a>.</div>
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Turtle:
the Incredible Journey is a film for everyone. The young can enjoy
following the turtle in her epic journey, the old can enjoy Miranda
Richardson's comforting British accent soothing away the pains of their
lonely existence, hipsters can enjoy the film ironically, and scholars
can appreciate Turtle for its fine educational quality. Even my own
mother, who walked out of Fantastic Mr. Fox within the 1st 5 minutes
because it, "was offensive" could not help but enjoy Turtle: the
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I hope you have been convinced of this films magnificence and will be giving it a watch shortly.<br />
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Until next time, I bid thee well, my sweet puddings!<br />
-Teina<br />
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Let me tell you, buying a DSLR and hoping I would take pictures as good as I did with the Olympus right off the bat was about as stupid as thinking that because I could drive a regular car in automatic, I could drive a stick-shift Ferrari. I'd have some moments where things worked out by magic and I got the thing going a nice pace, but more often than that, I'd probably...<br />
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Mind you I did have <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35263176@N02/" target="_blank">some good shots</a>, but most of the time when I would grasp the DSLR in my cold, tiny-Asian fingers, all common sense for photography would go out the window. As if having a DSLR meant that at any moment, my shot might vanish, and so I would have to just center the target and shoot as quickly as possible in a panicked frenzy.</div>
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Still, when one falls off the horse, there is only one thing to do. Have a nice restful nap on the spot, and then get back to riding!<br />
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One of the ways I get back to riding is by watching the ever informative <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=275VsDVauN8&list=PLEE064653669DD57B" target="_blank">Trouble Hacking</a> videos by Drew Cleary. As you can see, whether you have a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PDQ6GmFyxc&list=PLEE064653669DD57B" target="_blank">clog in your drain</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrK9FQF0Xg&list=PLEE064653669DD57B" target="_blank">mold in your iPhone</a>, or have <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7HAKX4jU4&list=PLEE064653669DD57B" target="_blank">lost some sweet apricots</a>, he's got the solution. <br />
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Another thing I like to do to focus my energies is to <a href="http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/how-to-motivate-yourself/" target="_blank">read blogs about focusing my energies</a>. I'm not sure that it does much, but boy do I ever always feel inspired! Here's an excerpt from the blog talking about focus:</div>
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I can't put my finger on it, but I'm so feeling this for some reason. It's like... they were speaking right to my soul! Uncanny.<br />
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Well, I hope that helped you get motivated and back on track with the program. That's all for today, bye bye! <br />
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<br />Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-21366831756272039272013-02-17T23:13:00.003-08:002013-02-17T23:13:58.269-08:00So It ContinuesBy now some of you may be horrified by the sheer amount of <a href="http://nothingchallenge.blogspot.ca/2013/02/naps-make-me-tired-so-i-nap.html" target="_blank">napping</a>, <a href="http://nothingchallenge.blogspot.ca/2013/02/cat-video-roundup.html" target="_blank">cat video review</a>, and <a href="http://nothingchallenge.blogspot.ca/2013/02/too-much-of-good-thing.html" target="_blank">Nutella consumption</a> that I participate in. I know I have been. As it turns out, 30 days is an awful long and tedious amount of time to be doing nothing. So I may have slipped up here or there, dredged my sunken body out of a tangled sea of blankets, and gone to the grocery store or washed some dishes. I may have seen a parade, cooked some food, and done the laundry. I MAY have even gone for a walk and then spent a few hours writing notes for a film script.<br />
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But that's all hearsay and crazy talk! Anyone who dares besmirch my honour by accusing me of such treasonous acts is a blaggard and a gibbering buffoon! Why, I have been arranging fake doll furniture in online mockups for hours on end, reading up on the exciting topic of sugar substitutions in baking, and napping quite dutifully, thank you.<br />
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Well, it's just been suggested to me that I get some sleep, and we all know how much I need more hours of sleep. Goodnight fair (and <a href="http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/images/men1/ashish_mashru.jpg" target="_blank">not</a> so <a href="http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/index.php/specials/x-files" target="_blank">fair</a>) readers!</div>
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Between sleeping through almost every day, going out with the family, and watching Netflix in the spare time, I've just not had the energy to get things done around here.... I trust that your efforts are going just as well!<br />
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<li><b>Day 8:</b> Fatigued by lack of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl0Zvw6hXMQ" target="_blank">sleep</a>, took forever to buy pet supplies. Then ate dinner with the folks. Passed out at home afterward.</li>
<li><b>Day 9:</b> Held a private bed-in. You know, for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed-In" target="_blank">peace</a> and all that.</li>
<li><b>Day 10: </b>Bed-in day two. Treated to fancy Valentines soup by a husband who does not know how to efficiently cut carrots, but surprisingly manages to consistently create restaurant quality dinners. Slept a lot. Also flopped around in bed like a pathetic lard, whining about anemia and such.</li>
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Today I capped the week off with a good strong nap. This 30 days of doing nothing is going fantastically well. Any more successful an attempt from me and I may not be able to get myself out of bed at all!<br />
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I imagine that by the end of this - the way things are progressing, that I'll be lying in a nest of dirty clothes in the middle of the living room floor, eating cold peas out of a can with my bare hands, and sporting a full, fashionable, <a href="http://epicbeard.net/" target="_blank">beard</a>.</div>
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<br />Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-5618237058687014992013-02-11T22:18:00.000-08:002013-02-11T22:18:20.062-08:00Cat Video RoundupToday found me meeting up to talk scripts for an upcoming film project, and spending my whole evening writing these crazy things (I've been behind a day, have you noticed?). I would almost say I did something, but the script meeting was entirely without progress, and these blogs... well, you know they're all just me saying, "I did nothing today" as creatively as I can manage.<br />
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It's a known fact you can't have a good run of doing nothing without cat videos. If you've been following the 30 day challenge and have been finding yourself accidentally doing things today, take a break and get back on track with the fine internet gems below:<br />
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Now that you're focused, go read some <a href="http://nedroid.com/" target="_blank">Nedroid</a> for a few hours and acquaint yourself with the absolute joy that is <a href="http://spacetree.keenspot.com/" target="_blank">Space Tree</a>. You'll be back to doing nothing effortlessly in no time!<br />
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Obviously someone with a lot of money somewhere decided the question worked a lot better as,<br />
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Boats, why not?<br />
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Today I spent the day in a hunger and thirst induced delusion of polished white fiberglass, chrome rails, and teak decking, also known as the <a href="http://www.vancouverboatshow.ca/" target="_blank">Vancouver International Boat Show</a>. The show covered BC Place and a section of Granville island, so there were no shortage of identical looking cruisers to tour and remind a person they would be laughably poor forever. Also, a soda at BC Place is $4.50. Don't bother asking what the prices are for items that aren't comprised solely of water and sugar.<br />
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My dad is a boating enthusiast, so I followed him around all day listening to him hypothesize that he could buy this and that sailboat if only he sold his house and used all of his remaining savings. I also passed a startlingly high amount of people who looked like they were poster models for golf and country clubs.<br />
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I'm not sure if going to the boat show really constituted as doing nothing useful, but it sure felt like it. 6 days down, 24 whole more days of nothing to go.<br />
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Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-685143111783827662013-02-09T01:31:00.001-08:002013-02-09T01:32:48.854-08:00Too Much of a Good ThingMissed updating yesterday, sufficed to say I did a LOT of sleeping. So much so that I hadn't the energy left to write about it!<br />
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As some of you may know, this past February 5th was <a href="http://www.nutelladay.com/" target="_blank">world Nutella day</a>. Since I have been so busy over the last while sleeping and surfing Pinterest for <a href="http://pinterest.com/search/pins/?q=cheesy+potatoes" target="_blank">cheesy potato recipes</a>, the day completely passed me by without notice. But today I had some free time on my hands, so I decided to celebrate a belated Nutella day with the husband by making all the meals of the day Nutella based.<br />
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My husband is a man who will look sideways at you like a quizzical puppy if you offer him any sort of fruit or vegetable - and he would live off of chocolate if he could. I figured a day of Nutella would be right up his alley. So this morning I started off his journey to diabetes with Nutella crepes, Nutella cupcakes, and french toast (with optional Nutella spread).<br />
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By about this point I was sick of tasting Nutella. My husband seemed more upbeat, but didn't manage to finish breakfast. Still, we were both surviving. The real turn for the worse today was when I decided to make chicken pasta with Nutella cream sauce. Never make chicken pasta with Nutella cream sauce. It is wrong, your stomach knows it is wrong, and your whole body will be very vocal about it's opinion that you should never try that again.<br />
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I am writing from bed, sick to my stomach. There's probably a lesson to be learned here somewhere.<br />
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Tomorrow I am making <a href="http://tinkerblue.typepad.com/tinkerblue_the_daily_tink/2007/02/nutella_the_6th.html" target="_blank">Nutella cheesecake</a>!<br />
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If you would like to eat ALL THE NUTELLA, here are some <a href="http://www.nutelladay.com/nutella-recipes/" target="_blank">fine recipes</a>!<br />
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<br />Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-52109835809554688122013-02-06T22:13:00.000-08:002013-02-06T22:13:18.536-08:00PerspectiveWelcome back to day three of the 30 day challenge. I had 34 views yesterday, and none of you have so much as sneezed in my comments section. I applaud your faultless dedication to the cause! <br />
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Today's efforts saw a close call when I was met with the failure of internet connectivity at work this morning. Thankfully I was lucky enough to save myself from the cold drudgery of work by tuning in to news radio and playing game after game of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeCell_(Windows)" target="_blank">FreeCell</a> on the computer.<br />
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I'm not going to lie to you, doing nothing all the time is HARD. There have been so many times where I've wanted to cook a soup, write a letter, buy groceries, or work on personal projects. But I have to keep telling myself, "No, no. It's for the good of the cause. I HAVE to keep looking at these dog gifs." <br />
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I would write more, but doing nothing is an awful lot of work, and I'm completely tuckered out.<br />
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<br />Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-60909894872634181482013-02-05T21:30:00.002-08:002013-02-05T21:33:59.234-08:00Nicknames Will Make Me AwesomeHome sick from work today. So far my quest to do nothing has been a success! I've slept in to the glorious hour of 2pm, lazed in bed a while considering why my dreams all seem to be telling me that I'm passively missing something important in life, eaten a large and glorious brunch (which, thanks to the wonders of marriage, I did not have to lift a finger to cook), and spent the evening glutting myself on the endless resources of Failblog with a vacant stare and emotionless face.<br />
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I do say that if <a href="http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/excessive-sleepiness-10/10-results-sleep-loss" target="_blank">adequate sleep improves lifespan</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7460729.stm" target="_blank">big lunches can aid weight loss</a>, and <a href="http://www.ehow.com/how-does_4574064_smiling-cause-wrinkles.html" target="_blank">lack of facial movement can delay laugh lines</a>, I will be in fine form in life if I can keep this up! <br />
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Still, something seems missing from the perfection of my life. What is it? Perhaps some gravy fries, or a tub with air jets? My dreams, though unintelligible, haunt me. In them I am meeting artists, having parties, and listening to live basement Jazz. In the endless forests my eyes meet those of the guardian lion; wise, understanding, and ageless. In his gaze I know all truth... and understand that all truth lives inside me. Our souls are one and the same!<br />
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For all of you joining in my 30 day challenge, here's a little something to inspire you and lift your spirits through this journey. I chose to sing along to the heartwarming tune of, "row row row your boat", but you may choose to blaze your own destiny on this one.<br />
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Oh, and about calling me Kermit. I'm not so sure that will actually be a good idea as I don't flail my arms around excitedly nearly as much as I used to these days. Perhaps you could call me Ziffy Spacedawg? Moonstrider? Shadow Hawk? DESTRUCTOTRON, DEVOURER OF GALAXIES?<br />
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I'll think about this a bit and get back to you. If you'd like, I'd be much interested in hearing your name ideas in the comments below.<br />
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<br />Teina Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07920929021604906912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1017872349087913564.post-36120343264292618282013-02-04T21:47:00.003-08:002013-02-05T00:22:21.011-08:00Start the New Year Off Right<br />
This post marks day one of my Do Nothing challenge. I will attempt to do absolutely nothing of use or purpose to anybody for 30 straight days. This blog will chronicle my successes and failures, as well as act as a posting ground for my thoughts and experiences on this journey.<br />
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I came up with the idea for the challenge one night while I was sitting in my bathtub watching endless movies on Netflix to pass the time. It occurred to me that so many people were trying to be successful and active in life, meeting roadblock after roadblock in the struggle. Why bemoan the fact that you've done nothing all day but click around Youtube and eat Pizza Pops, friendless and depressed? Why not celebrate it?<br />
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I propose to you, a joint venture to do nothing for 30 days. If you are the sort of person that adventures quite a bit, enjoys working hard at creative projects, or likes to host community dinners that go on long into the night, this challenge is not for you. I mean you no disrespect, but you are simply not at all cut out for the work.<br />
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However, if you continually find yourself home alone eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches simply to quell the boredom of existence, welcome aboard! Feel free to keep me updated in the comments section below. I'd love to hear what you've not been doing in the day!<br />
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As our first non-exercise we're going to grab some snacks, sit back, and watch this short video of people who are much more alive than we will ever be dancing their hearts out. Isn't it inspiring? Almost feels like you're dancing with them, doesn't it? Aw yesss.<br />
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Until next time, when I will be trying to ill-advisedly convince you to nickname me Kermit.<br />
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